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Warning, not for the squeemish.

http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/171137|oddlyenough|10-04-2004::10:49|reuters.html

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That's the worst excuse for cutting your own knob off that I've ever heard.....try again, old Romanian man!

Trader Woody

he probably used the same excuse for why he didn't have his homework...

D

Um,I've never seen one with FEATHERS.

How do you NOT feel what your grabbing? :-?

H

Yeah! I think he knew exactly what he was doing and then he was just too embarrassed to admit it. Perhaps if he wasn't so loud about it and those pesky neighbors hadn't called the police, he would have gotten away with it.

[ Edited by: Hakalugi on 2004-10-04 15:33 ]

T

In a similar vein, pun intended.

...maybe he was choking the chicken?

H

men, cant live with them, cant live without them.

B

It gives New meaning to the saying"I gota hand it to you"

That just wouldn't have happened with me.

I mean even if I was half asleep and drunk, I would have noticed, "Hey. Who put this Ostrich neck on the chopping block? Wasn't I just trying to kill a chicken?"

Ya know what I'm sayin? (I'm just sayin...)

H

On 2004-10-04 15:24, I dream of tiki wrote:
How do you NOT feel what your grabbing? :-?

Maybe the ol' guy's tool was numb due to hours of Viagra enhanced sex.

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