eBay: Cursed bottles of black sand!

I've got enough bad luck in my life, that you'd think I already owned these:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5548415696

Item number: 5548415696

I have a little daughter that was made in Hawaii, and believe me she is bad luck. Take nothing from there man. Tust me!