Well...

If we can put a man on Mars, why can't we make a soup that doesn't explode in the microwave?

I have a supreme belief that if and WHEN an Earth man actually sets foot on Mars, he will find that on the red planet soup DOES NOT explode in the local microwaves. I just hope I live to see the day.

Well, look at it this way....We have Rogain and Viagra....helps older bald guys with "erectile dysfunction"...guess cancer and AIDS drugs wouldn't make as much profit....same with non exploding soup! America has it's priorities damn it!!

Hey, speaking of Viagra, I heard that they are now prescribing it to males in burn wards. It helps to keep the sheet from touching their body.

On 2007-05-30 14:08, Hakalugi wrote:
Hey, speaking of Viagra, I heard that they are now prescribing it to males in burn wards. It helps to keep the sheet from touching their body.

When I go camping, I don't have to pitch a tent!

OMG....that is a great joke Hakalugi.....gonna get that one circulated. :lol:

Well............if we can have over 100 channels on TV....why can't we have any decent shows to watch!!!

I got one stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for hours!