The Return of Shecky #88

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S stentiki Member Huntington Beach Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 892	S stentiki Posted posted on Tue, Mar 8, 2005 4:56 PM Shecky #88... A mug barely alive... We can rebuild him... We have the technology... We will make him better than he was... Better... Stronger... Fiercer! (Yeah, I know it's not a word, but it sounded better than more ferocious :wink: ) Aloha, Arty [ Edited by: stentiki on 2005-03-08 16:57 ] [ Edited by: stentiki on 2005-03-08 17:00 ] [ Edited by: stentiki on 2005-03-08 17:01 ]
MC manic cat Member East Village, NYC Joined: Jun 21, 2002 Posts: 540	MC manic cat Posted posted on Tue, Mar 8, 2005 6:50 PM HE'S ALIVE!!!! When will there be a sequel--The Bride of Shecky?
M midnite Member 37? 47' N, 122? 26' W Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 1230	M midnite Posted posted on Tue, Mar 8, 2005 8:54 PM Going off the photos, assuming they're authentic, one can surmise a few things about the crime. The fatal shot came from behind him, and to the right. The shooter was in an elevated location. After entering the victm's head the bullet turned right, sank, and exited just below the, uh, neck... he has a neck? It's obviously a professional hit, this guy knows how to wreck a Tiki mug. That guy in custody is just a patsy, no amateur Tiki mug klutz does this. No, this damage was done by an expert. Given the extent of damage, it's a crime of passion, this person wanted to destroy that Tiki. I am thinking a secret group of hired assassins, perhaps in cahoots with some well-heeled collectors hoping to drive up the market value of certain Tiki collectibles. Either that, or Polynesian Pop did it. "This was no boating accident" midnite
PJ purple jade Member New Orleans Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Posts: 1450	PJ purple jade Posted posted on Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:04 PM That shot must have come from somewhere in the vicinity of the thatchy knoll!
F freddiefreelance Member San Diego, Ca. Joined: Feb 15, 2003 Posts: 3006	F freddiefreelance Posted posted on Tue, Mar 8, 2005 9:19 PM On 2005-03-08 16:56, stentiki wrote: Shecky #88... Hey, there's a crack in that mug.
E Erika Member N.J. (Philadelphia vicinity) Joined: Apr 24, 2003 Posts: 130	E Erika Posted posted on Wed, Mar 9, 2005 9:24 AM Does he now make that "bionic" sound when you pour rum into him? :) (Yes, "fiercer" is a word.)
C Caber-Net Tiki Socialite Manchester, CT Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 126	C Caber-Net Posted posted on Wed, Mar 9, 2005 6:12 PM You're right...I still see crack in the lower back..ooo....never mind
S stentiki Member Huntington Beach Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 892	S stentiki Posted posted on Wed, Mar 9, 2005 7:21 PM On 2005-03-09 09:24, Erika wrote: Does he now make that "bionic" sound when you pour rum into him? :) No, but he does do the Hawaiian War Chant when you pour rum in him! (or is that me? :wink: )
MTM Mai Tai Matty Member newark DE Joined: Aug 18, 2004 Posts: 190	MTM Mai Tai Matty Posted posted on Wed, Mar 9, 2005 7:33 PM I hope rum doesn't leak from the crack in his bum . And if it does do you drink from that end ?
OB ooga booga Member Joined: Feb 11, 2005 Posts: 6	OB ooga booga Posted posted on Thu, Mar 10, 2005 9:42 AM Mai Tai Matty posted 005-03-09 19:33: I hope rum doesn't leak from the crack in his bum . And if it does do you drink from that end ? only if you have a potty mouth...
B badmojo Member Joined: Apr 23, 2003 Posts: 666	B badmojo Posted posted on Thu, Mar 10, 2005 12:06 PM On 2005-03-09 19:33, Mai Tai Matty wrote: leak from the crack in his bum . Anal Leakage! Too many Olestra Chips.
S stentiki Member Huntington Beach Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 892	S stentiki Posted posted on Sun, Mar 13, 2005 6:47 PM On 2005-03-10 09:42, ooga booga wrote: Mai Tai Matty posted 005-03-09 19:33: I hope rum doesn't leak from the crack in his bum . And if it does do you drink from that end ? only if you have a potty mouth... I believe that's known as "the dirty Shecky." :wink:
UT Urban Tiki Member The Tropical Isle of Manhattan Joined: Aug 18, 2004 Posts: 529	UT Urban Tiki Posted posted on Wed, Mar 30, 2005 9:41 AM Stentiki, Sorry about the near-loss, I can only hope it was empty at the time- loss of good rum is never pretty. Technology has certainly come a long way since the notorious Dumpty incident (not that I am comparing your mug to a mere egg). Any plans to get back to the NYC area in the foreseeable future?
S stentiki Member Huntington Beach Joined: Jun 24, 2002 Posts: 892	S stentiki Posted posted on Mon, Apr 4, 2005 4:04 PM Hey Urban, You can't stop Shecky! I'll be back only for a one night stand in May but always return for a full week in the fall. I'll post when I have the dates. Good to hear from you and hope all is swell.

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