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Livin On Sponge Cake....

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WTF?

actually...

i've been living on Trader Joes Lemon Pound Cake.

yum.

It's real beauty
a Mexican cutie

H

the point being????

J

Besides being like "eating a delicious sponge," did you know sponge cake could save your life! If I've learned anything from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" it's that 12 sponge cakes make a nice safety net if you're ever throw off a balcony by Cheri Oteri!

As for the tattoo idea - if I was a tattoo artist and someone came in asking for that I'd slap him or her right in his or her damn face! That is the gayest (no negative sexual orientation reference intended) looking potential idea for a tattoo that I've seen and believe me I've seen some bad ones!

H

the point being????

I should have looked at the crappy tattoo design before reading the rest of the posts, i though everybody was talking about having a sponge cake tattooed on them.

J

Atomictony now you're on to something! I can see it now - done in the classic hotrod style - a front facing shot of a spongecake fresh from the oven on a pinstriped baker's rack with a trail of flames... now that would be cool! :)

eating sponge cake in his 11.7 million dollar condo in NYC...

there goes the neighborhood

You are right DB there goes the neighborhood!!!

Here is a link to a nice sponge cake recipe you can make to help celebrate your new tatoo:

Sponge cake!

Mmmmm,Sponge.

Chongolio

R

Are we talking about a spongecake buffet or Buffett? I'm confused and hungry.

Sperm Whale, WTF?
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/whales/species/Spermwhale.shtml

J

I hate spongecake. Too light and airy. Give me a nice, moist, heavy poundcake! Mmm.

DZ

I like both Sponge and Cake! However, while Sponge's "Wax Ecstatic" was one of my fave tunes of the mid 90's, it's Cake's outstanding version of "I Will Survive" that still gets airplay in my house today...

strawberries are in season, I could eat strawberry shortcake every day! with spongecake, poundcake, buttermilk biscuits, you name it! mmmmmmmmm. cake

D

weird, Tiki Central talks about sponges, then it's in the news! here's a sponge, but its really not supposed to be edible..

Today's Sponge

Tiki Central is "sponge worthy"...

my fravotite Cake....

CAKE

Trade Name: Dimesmeric Antiphosphate (a bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoid)

Street Names: looney toad twat, russell dust, chronic basildon donut, jos ackland's spunky backpack, bromicide, ponce on the heath, cool thwacks and charlie, hattie jacques' portentious cheese wog

A hallucinogenic drug, currently legal in the UK, originating from Prague in Czechoslovakia. Cake is part of the "boom rave" culture. It is sold in round, 12" yellow slabs filled with nutrients and industrial dye. Groups of users (or "custard gannets") wolf down large quantities of this drug. It stimulates Shatner's Bassoon - the part of the brain that regulates time perception. During a Cake trip, the user percieves a single second to be as long as a month. The drug has many harmful side effects:

  • The dye causes water retention, causing the neck to swell and suffocate the user (known as "Czech neck")
  • Users may cry all the water out of their bodies.
  • One user vomited their own pelvis bone.
  • When tested on rats, it turned them into space hoppers.
  • Some addicts were trampled to death by cows in a field.

An organisation was formed to increase public and government awareness of this menace. Free the United Kingdom from Drugs incorporating British Opposition to Metabolically Bisturbile Drugs (F.U.K.D. and B.O.M.B.D.) enlisted the help of several celebrity spokespersons for a Channel Four documentary in 1997, presented by one Chris Morris.

Among them were Bernard Ingham, Bernard Manning ("It's a fucking disgrace"), Noel Edmonds, Paul Daniels, Bruno Brookes, Rolf Harris, David Amiss (then MP for Basildon), Jimmy Greaves and Sir Graham Bright. Mr. Amiss even went so far as to raise a question about the drug in parliament, and received assurance from the Home Office that steps would be taken to combat its influence on Britain's impressionable youth.

Cake can be easily acquired if your dealer is the boz-boz (in which case they may also sort you out with triple sod, yellow bentines, clarkeycap, or even a quackcandle).

Cake does not occur naturally, it has to be cooked up in a laboratory - you could say, in fact, that it's a made-up drug.

On 2005-04-26 05:13, atomictonytiki wrote:

Street Names: looney toad twat, russell dust, chronic basildon donut, jos ackland's spunky backpack, bromicide, ponce on the heath, cool thwacks and charlie, hattie jacques' portentious cheese wog

All excellent new names for Girl Scout Cookies.

("Girl Scouts" are an American cult of pushers who loiter outside grocery stores selling sugary biscuits to people who have the resistance of a bear at the dump.)

GOD - I am learning so much here!!! I want to thank everbody for all of your feedback!!!

R

On 2005-04-26 20:01, The Sperm Whale wrote:
I want to thank everbody for all of your feedback!!!

Feedback? Can a spongecake cause feedback?
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/audio/fback.html

MT

Woof, don't forget to post that pic in the Tiki Events section too!

W

I have no idea what picture yer talkin' about.

Oh, maybe it's that one?

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