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Did anyone see this on the Daily Show last night? Apparently this guy is marketing a tofu product that tastes like human flesh. Check out the logo:

(insert sound of angry teitelbaum here)

Here's the website:

Cross posted to the cannibal thread in bilge!

Jawa posted on Fri, Oct 28, 2005 9:08 AM

I saw this last night too...lol.

The only thing I thought was, why are they using Moai in reference to cannibalism? And how he thinks anthropologists are the target audience here? I have a few anthropologist friends, and none have ever mentioned the desire for fake human flesh...

Believe it or not, but this has already come up before.

See old thread here.


Do you meaN MARTIKI didn't do a search before posting!?!?! tee hee

oops! I hope he doesn't make my drinks weak tonight!


... who needs tofu or hufu...

... Revelation 19:18 states...

... that you may eat the flesh of kings, the flesh of captains, the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses and of those who sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and slave, and small and great...

... delicious...

... eat fresh...

[ Edited by: alohabros 2005-10-28 09:58 ]


Good point- I should have looked- but I sure didn't expect to find this already posted. TC is on the case as always!


I've been dying to try some Longpig...guess this is as close as I'll get.

Formerly known as "Juno"

[ Edited by: Kenike 2005-10-28 13:32 ]

"sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but i wouldn't know..."

This might come in handy for a recent solution to battle the bird flu:

What do humans eat to defend themselves against the flu?:
Chicken soup.

So what should the birds be given to not get sick?:
Human soup, of course!

I love these simple logic deductions.


Theeeer's the Unga B I know and love!!!



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