Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk - Bilge

M MachTiki Tiki Socialite San Diego, CA Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Posts: 1369	M MachTiki Posted posted on Mon, Dec 12, 2005 9:54 AM Someone e-mailed this to me today and I wondered what other words or phrases are impossible to say when you're drunk. As the holiday party season kicks into high gear, and you find yourself asking the inevitable question, "I wonder if he/she is drunk (yet)?", you might want to try some simple speech tests to guage a person's level of intoxication. Be sure to try to get the subject in question to use one or more of the following words or phrases: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Mitsubishi THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
TSW The Sperm Whale Tiki Socialite Lakewood California Joined: Aug 23, 2004 Posts: 1553	TSW The Sperm Whale Posted posted on Mon, Dec 12, 2005 10:29 AM Damn I must still be drunk!!!
UB Unga Bunga Tiki Socialite CaliTikifornia Joined: Jun 06, 2003 Posts: 5878	UB Unga Bunga Posted posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 12:57 PM ~ Things that are difficult to say the next day ~ "I never posted that! Hanford, someone has my password!"
D dangergirl299 Grand Member (1 year) Bay Area Joined: Feb 18, 2003 Posts: 893	D dangergirl299 Posted posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 1:34 PM "chicken kitchen" is also a hard one
TM Tiki Matt Member North O.C. Joined: Jul 06, 2004 Posts: 930	TM Tiki Matt Posted posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 5:45 PM Fold

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MachTiki Posted posted on Mon, Dec 12, 2005 9:54 AM

Someone e-mailed this to me today and I wondered what other words or phrases are impossible to say when you're drunk.

As the holiday party season kicks into high gear, and you find yourself asking the inevitable question, "I wonder if he/she is drunk (yet)?", you might want to try some simple speech tests to guage a person's level of intoxication. Be sure to try to get the subject in question to use one or more of the following words or phrases:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Mitsubishi

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

TSW

The Sperm Whale Posted posted on Mon, Dec 12, 2005 10:29 AM

Damn I must still be drunk!!!

UB

Unga Bunga Posted posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 12:57 PM

~ Things that are difficult to say the next day ~
"I never posted that! Hanford, someone has my password!"

D

dangergirl299 Posted posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 1:34 PM

"chicken kitchen" is also a hard one

TM

Tiki Matt Posted posted on Tue, Dec 13, 2005 5:45 PM

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