Post #202725 by MachTiki on Mon, Dec 12, 2005 9:54 AM

Someone e-mailed this to me today and I wondered what other words or phrases are impossible to say when you're drunk.

As the holiday party season kicks into high gear, and you find yourself asking the inevitable question, "I wonder if he/she is drunk (yet)?", you might want to try some simple speech tests to guage a person's level of intoxication. Be sure to try to get the subject in question to use one or more of the following words or phrases:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Mitsubishi

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.