HelloTiki: The New Hair Club for Tikis!

Even Ethan's parents in the palm grove called him "a plain piece of plywood"

Sporting a new coat of Polyurethane, as a teen, Ethan still had trouble meeting chicks at the club.....

But then he started using Miracle Grow on his scalp. His luck suddenly changed!
Hubba Hubba... He's gonna score!

Now Ethan has confidence and has a new self-image....

(Even though he caught an itchy case of "termites" from that Black chick with the big underbite.)

Below: Even Curly Koa recommends Miracle Grow!