The Official Farewell Mr. Smiley Nor Cal Photo Thread (img heavy)

As the Nor Cal Ohana prepares to bid farewell to Mr. Smiley, I thought it would fitting for everyone to share their favorite pictures of one of the most...uh...photogenic members of the Nor Cal Ohana.

So without further ado, here's a walk down blackout lane. I encourage everyone to pull their own favorites and post to this thread.

Enjoy...

Tiki Porn!

Fesenko!

I believe he's actually peeing in this picture

I'll miss ya, big guy.

If I knew he had "Man Boobs", I would've paid more attention to him!!!!!

Martiki, like I said before, open a FI in Vegas!!!!

Mr Smiley . When are you and Inkie getting married???

You wouldn't be leaving "Tiki Bar Mecca" for nothing....

mr. smiley and the mug he resembles

mr. smiley riding(?) the bull

mr. smiley as a gangsta in turdlock

mr. smiley as "the rum whisperer"

mr. smiley as the minnie's boar

mr. smiley's gigantor head

we will miss you mr. smiley!!!!!!!

I like the porn on the tv in pics 4 and 5.

All of these photos are hi larious. Now I am gonna miss Smiley more than ever. Here are a few more:

Yes another one of him in Moodesto. We couldn't get him off that dang ol bull!!

Or away from the pighead. What can I say...He has a thing for farm animals.

Lost-Isle
Coconut Wired Podcast
Barefoot bloggin'

ZAZZ!

I'm glad the "gang color" photo finally was shown!

Good luck Bruce!

Image no more.

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Mr. Smiley,

Those are the weirdest fuckin' photos I've ever seen!

You make me wish I were there.

Good fer you, man.

Take care of our girl in Vegas and tell her to call sometime.

Good luck, man and Viva, Viva, Viva!!!

Aloha,

Arty

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Here's my contribution -- it wasn't easy to pull these together. I've got 12,638 photos on my photo site, and I think about a third of them have Mr. Smiley in them.

:down: The first picture I ever took of Mr. Smiley, at SF Tiki Crawl 2003:

:down: The Bearer of the Nilla, SF Tiki Crawl 2003:

:down: Santa Smiley kisses me under the mistletoe, Santacon 2003:

:down: Mr. Smiley with braided nosehair, SF Tiki Crawl 2004:

:down: Smiley tries to slip into my picture unnoticed, APE show at Purple Orchid, 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley tries to tempt me with his nipple, NW Tiki Crawl 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley tries to tempt me with his beads, NW Tiki Crawl 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley at his birthday party in Modesto, 2004:


(who's got that great pic of Smiley wearing his lederhosen at tiki-ti????)

:down: Mr. Smiley behind the bar at Minnie's, Modesto bday, 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley becomes a boar at Minnie's, bday 2004:

:down: When we say Mr. Smiley hits on everyone, we really mean it... APE show at the Conga Lounge, 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley violates the dress code at Whanga Rei, Hooptylau 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley rides the bull, Hooptylau 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley dries his sweaty feet over the fire at the Tiki Lounge in Modesto, Hooptylau 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley continues to work the boar schtick at Minnie's, Hooptylau 2004:

:down: Santa Smiley comes back for more mistletoe action, Grotty Xmas Party, 2004:

:down: Mr. Smiley performs Aude Lang Syne for us, New Year's Eve 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley pitches a fit on the Reno Fun Train, 2005:

:down: Martiki rubs Mr. Smiley & Buddha for luck in Reno, 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley comes out of the closet in Reno, 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley demonstrates how to really have a party in Reno, 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley shows me where he gets his eyebrows done, next to Lucky Tiki in L.A., 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley giving the wink eye or the stink eye, I'm not sure which, APE show in S.F., 2005:

:down: Another target of Mr. Smiley amorous advances, Conga Lounge, 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley as an Irish Elvis, or a Leprechaun Liberace, we're not sure which, Halloween 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley swilling Bacardi at The Alley in Oakland, 2005:

:down: Mr. Smiley steals food from the neighboring table with a telescoping fork, New Year's Eve 2006:

:down: Mr. Smiley shares pick-up tips with Hubert, NYE 2006:

:down: Mr. Smiley reflects on the past year, NYE 2006:

:down: What Mr. Smiley looks like when he says "I'm thirsty!", Forbidden Island, 2006:

I'm not ready for you to leave! Promise you'll come back & visit lots!

Mr. Smiley, you're one whacky guy!! Best of luck to you in Las Vegas and I hope we'll see you again at a future event (or while doing the strip......the Vegas Strip that is).

The Perils of Bruce Juice

It's all nice to shed a tear and all to Bruce's relocation, but I'd like to take a moment of everyone's time, to point out a serious concern that has been plaguing the Nor Cal Ohana - none other than Bruce Juice.

What is Bruce Juice, you ask? A simple libation?

Oh no, it would appear that way, but it's insidious after affects will leave you in a shameful heap. The picture below is of a well known Bruce Juice dealer. Look at that evil red gleam in his eye.

Drinking too much Bruce Juice can cause you to hallucinate - everyday happy things that you love can appear out of nowhere, and will suddenly become terrifyingly scary!!!

More experienced users have sometimes been known to conquer these demons by embracing what they fear the most.

But alas, those types of users are far and few between. Most victims spiral down a pathway of madness, and have been known to attempt feats of insanity, such as taking all of the contents here:

and combine them with all of the contents here:

and try to relocate them all in an 11 to 12 foot stack here:

Other users new to the effects of Bruce Juice might even try to fly, or have the false impression that a simple exercise bike can power a pickup truck all the way to Las Vegas:

But does any of this matter to the Bruce Juice dealer? Obviously not! Even while a dear friend is perilously perched on a pickup, all our friendly neighborhood Bruce Juice dealer cares about is making another score:

So Bruce might be departing from Northern California, but he leaves in his path something hideous and sinister, that is capable of wreaking havoc in the lives of simple folks he leaves behind:

Drive safe, Mr. Smiley. Casa De Mai Tai won't be the same without you!!!

"Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money thats ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare
Viva las vegas, viva las vegas..."

Aloha Bruce!
:tiki:

I donate a saved phonecall I made to Mr. Smiley that I will treasure always. He is always a gentleman on the phone.

http://media.putfile.com/realradiowindup

Sabu

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