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Tiki fans! Check out NEW Tiki print swimwear from Cocksox

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Tiki Lagoon and Cherry Paradise are the first offerings in the new Cocksox™ Original Prints design series. These prints were designed at the Cocksox™ headquarters in Sydney by the Cocksox™ design team and are absolutely unique, exclusive, rare, individual (where's my thesaurus), um, did I say unique and exclusive to Cocksox™? You get the idea.

Eyeball it daddio... http://www.cocksox.com

[ Edited by: sydneytikigirl 2007-08-17 03:02 ]

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Oh my.

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I'm not sure you want to see me wearing Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. I almost think you would rather my girlfriend wear Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. Cocksox™ brand swimsuits would look a whole lot better on her than I. Maybe GROG like a pair of Cocksox™ brand swimsuits?

In closing, I'd just like to say, Cocksox™ brand swimsuits.

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On 2007-08-17 04:07, Tornhalo wrote:
I'm not sure you want to see me wearing Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. I almost think you would rather my girlfriend wear Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. Cocksox™ brand swimsuits would look a whole lot better on her than I. Maybe GROG like a pair of Cocksox™ brand swimsuits?

In closing, I'd just like to say, Cocksox™ brand swimsuits.

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Why would want your girlfriend to wear a mans swimsuit ???

I would wear this if I wanted the beach all to myself.

Unless of course, some "bears" were at the beach too. They might like it.

..sb

HA!! i'm gonna poke my eyes out!! ..but if you run the cursor over the different colors of briefs available it creates a cool color changing effect...if these actually changed colors like that folks would probably want to buy them...if not to wear but maybe as a fishing lure...

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On 2007-08-17 09:55, TikiLaLe wrote:

On 2007-08-17 04:07, Tornhalo wrote:
I'm not sure you want to see me wearing Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. I almost think you would rather my girlfriend wear Cocksox™ brand swimsuits. Cocksox™ brand swimsuits would look a whole lot better on her than I. Maybe GROG like a pair of Cocksox™ brand swimsuits?

In closing, I'd just like to say, Cocksox™ brand swimsuits.

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Why would want your girlfriend to wear a mans swimsuit ???

It looks like the bottom half to a bikini set, that's why.

Aren't the Narragansett Cock Sox one of Boston's single-A farm teams?

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Thta is probably one of the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Not only is it a banana hammock, its made by Cocksox!! So if you're wearing it are you sporting a cock sock? Or is it still a meat hanger or nut hugger?


[ Edited by: Surf tiki 2007-08-19 18:12 ]

You should sell those to male strippers. Or body builders. Or even male body building stippers.

Goodness, those things are pointy!

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Paipo posted on Mon, Aug 20, 2007 5:27 PM

Was anyone sporting one of these poolside at Oasis?
Cocksox are so 1988:

PS We call 'em "Budgie Smugglers" down this way...

Wasn't Buzzy wearing one of these in his recent postcard photo-shoot?

Not that I was looking! :) Not that there is anything wrong with that?

We call them "Banana Hammock's" when no one is listening!

PTD

[ Edited by: Psycho Tiki D 2007-08-20 18:34 ]

Funny, but nothing comes close to this genius underwear design from the early 2000s:

...this is a picture without nose.

...this is a picture without nose.

I was gonna ask where the fly was. Now I nose.

Ya, it is REALLY funny WITH the nose, but somehow, something made me halt the posting of that image. I think I bare enough here already. :D

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OK then you chicken livers---I'LL post the pic with nose/hose.

:P :lol:ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCKSOCK OUT!!


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[ Edited by: surf-n-turf 2007-08-21 20:40 ]

:lol:

I must be the only one that likes that first picture....more cheesecake please!!! Shakedabooti tikiman. :)

Who needs a fly when you have a nose!!!

On 2007-08-21 20:38, surf-n-turf wrote:
OK then you chicken livers---I'LL post the pic with nose/hose.

Haaa! That rocks! The photoshop wizardry on this site always amazes me. Thank You!

ah, eyes burning. The horror.

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