Tiki Infestation

The exterminator says it's gonna take 16 gallons of kerosene,
and even then he still might have to tent the house.

Stay on the beach. The natives over there are cannibals.
They eat liars with the same enthusiasm as they eat honest men.

http://www.cybertiki.com

[ Edited by: cybertiki on 2003-12-27 22:20 ]

I happen to have a wildlife relocation service, a much more humane option for your problem.