Tiki Skiing in Colorado

I am an event planner in Breckenridge, CO. I am puting on a celebrity gala fundraiser. The theme is Easter Island (tiki). I can't say I have a clue about theme, decorations,etc relating to tiki. I am looking for someone to give me some advice, sources or cool stuff, soul, what ever. Looking for someone in the Colorado area. I can actually offer a free hotel room and lift tickets for two people that may want to offer to help me decorate the gala. The event is Easter Weekend, 2004. Thanks in advance for any help

Roch, my man! It's been many a year since we first hoisted our shared glass of wine in the hot tub up there in Breckenridge (I'll just give you a little hint as to who this is - you refered to me as your ignescent love stoma.)

Anyway, ever since Marty the Masher got sent up to Levinworth for manufacturing those counterfeit cooking videos, Perries Party Pantry just hasn't been the same (if you know what I mean - wink, wink).

Well, over time I got mixed up in the crazy world of tiki. And quite frankly, I'm going to say right here and now - I accept your gracious offer to fly me and my entourage of over-sized cooking utinsils up to B-town.

I look forward to adjusting your utricle and taking charge in the tiki-fying of whatever it is you require tiki-fied (if you know what I mean, wink-wink!)

Have your person call my people immediately!

As the say in Breckenridge - may your urodele verticilate along your pellagrin!