Post #107689 by thebaxdog on Wed, Aug 11, 2004 7:18 AM

I want to change the way the event is run.

1. I want to have this event someplace called Baxdog’s Tropics
2. It needs to called Baxter Oasis 1 2 3 and 4
3. The vendors need to sell stuff that has a Baxdog theme
4. All the prices will be really low (for Baxter only)
5. I will have a Baxter parking place.
6. I will stay in the Baxdog suite
7. I will have ice brought to my suite every 10 minutes (the ice bags should say Bax on them)
8. I will not have to wear a wrist band, and the gates will open automatically.
9. The entertainment will also have Bax, Dog, Baxdog, or Baxter in the title
   a. DJ Dog
   b. The Baxdog Gents featuring “The Mysterious Baxter”
   c. The Smokin Dog-A-Looney’s
   d. K-9 Ape
   e. The Baxman (from New York)
   f. King Kukabaxy
   g. Baxter’s Pimento Project
   h. And in my private Baxdog suite/ the soothing futuristic intergalactic space love sounds of Baxsu Robaxa and his 7 foot female blow up doll making videos of their own???
10. All Burlesque dancing will have the Baxdog theme (especially the K-9 part) and will be performed no more than 5 feet from my Baxdog Throne (I mean chair)
11. My people will bring me drinks made from the Beach Bum Baxter book
    (Cause to pull this off I gotta start drinkin again)
12. We will meet outside the Baxbar called “The Beef”(fitting don’t you think?) and we will make a likeness of me, and let’s call Baxagami
13. Let’s have a who can look like Baxter in the future dress up contest.
    (none of the contestants can be overweight or hairy)
14. 135 and Dr.Z’s room shall be Baxdog Jr. suite #1 and #2 with music by Les Baxter
    (NO, I did not say LESS Baxter, so stop thinking it)
15. The Dive-in Movie will be 8mm movies of my child hood (no one will fall asleep)
16. The BaxModern Gallery should have all art work in theme
    (C’Al, start working on the velvet Baxdog)
17. Mothers day no longer works for me. Dog Day will do fine.
18. I will be taken to The Beef bar Fantasy camp by Miss Hawaii 1971 who will give me my own personal Hula lap dance to the strumming sounds of the Baxulele.
19. The photo board (Monkey Man that is just to obvious) me me me

That is all I can think of for now, because with two kids and 27 jobs, I need more time?
So all that is left is
Casey / start working on my new motor lodge signs
Otto / start booking my entertainment
Artist / E-mail me and I will send you PDFs of me
AND
Ulla / get my suite ready (please)
Because Baxdog Day is not that far away
It’s the 2nd Sat. in August (International pet the Dog Day)
Thank you for my patience
And you can read more about this on Baxdog Central (stupid 24hrs a day)

And Bong
One free lunch at Bax's danglin Diner?