Post #111426 by Humuhumu on Tue, Aug 31, 2004 12:18 AM

Welcome to Tiki Central, calypsojoe!

As you probably already know, King Konga is retired and sold out. He's quite sought after, and you would be very lucky to find one. I don't know where you could find one, but your post has so charmed me that I'll make it my personal quest to help you get it! If anyone here has a King Konga you're willing to part with, I'm willing to subsidize his trip overseas!