Post #121474 by Tiki_Bong on Sun, Oct 24, 2004 8:57 PM

As we all know, nothing last forever. After many Mai Tais of deliberation, I've named a successor to the tiki-lord-king-god - TIKI BONG!

In the event of my natural, accidental, or self-inflicted demise, Baby Bong will continue on with the in-your-face tradition that has come to be known as - Tiki Bong.

My eldest daughter - Lady Aloha aka Samantha, is too much like her mother - nice. That will never do if one really wants to 'Bong' the world of tiki.

So I turned next to Baby Bong. She has all the requisite requirements to carry on her father's tradition of a no-holds-barred form of aloha - fu#( you!

So, as a matter of introduction. Here is Baby Bong - mean as hell - Replacement for Tiki Bong:

Don't be fooled with the sweet smile. This was Baby Bong on the balcony of our 19th floor suite at the Sheraton Waikiki after she "accidently" knocked the maid over the balcony (can anybody say "badseed").

This is Baby Bong when she needs to get down to "business". She is displaying the 'Fist Of Death', used to, shall we say, mediate disputes. The 'Fist of Death' is a known weapon of mass destruction (WMD).

This is Baby Bong at Kailua Beach last year. The little 'drift wood' contraption was actually a full-function guillotine. She disposed of the lifeguard after he failed to let the tourist floundering in the surf drowned.

Well, it's with great pleasure that I have finally found my successor to the royal throne of Tiki Bong.

(oh yeah, she also squeezes fresh limes and lemons and makes Mai Tais, Trader Vic's Grog, and Lapu Lapus)