T
Joined: Apr 08, 2004
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Not to be negative on such a positive website, but sometimes it's funner to talk about the things you DON'T like, rather than the things you like. So then, why do these bands (or artists) SUCK so much?
Bruce Springsteen(does every song have to begin with a vein popping- 1! 2! 3! 4! and then go into a mid-tempo acoustic number?)
Bob Dylan(I wanna slap that harmonica off his neck!)
Tom Petty (with or without the Heartbreakers, and I wanna slap that harmonica off his neck!And when did he become Bob Dylan's younger, uglier brother?
REM(1 good song:Losing My Religion)
the Eagles(Hotel California doesn't suck)
38 Special(and ALL "southern fried" music)
Johnny Cash( yeah, yeah, he LOOKS cool,wears black,deep voice...still sucks)
the Allman Brothers(southern suck)
the Doobie Brothers(Skunk Baxter is a great guitarist though)
George Thorogood(with or without the Destroyers, I call it JOCK ROCK)
Dave Mathews(B-O-R-I-N-G-!)
the Beastie Boys( and ALL "white boy rap")
every "rapper" known to mankind
Neil Young(1-string wonder with a crappy voice)
Los Lonely Boys(WTF!)
Los Lobos(Los Lamos)
Jackson Browne(Doctor my EARS!)
Lynard Skynard(but Freebird is a great song)
Nine Inch Nails(Trent Reznor is NOT a genius)
Green Day,Blink 182, and all the "safe" little "punk" bands(teenage girls will disagree)
Napalm Death(because you yell and hit things, does not make you "metal", it makes you suck)
Rolling Stones(except "British invasion" era)
Crosby, Stills, and Nash(and ALL folk music)
Melissa Ethridge(whadya call 1000 lesbians with machine guns...Militia Etheridge)
Sting(now that he's "grown up" i.e."adult contemporary")
Peter Gabriel(now that he's "grown up")
Phil Collins(now that he's "grown up"
Kenny G(the clarinet BLOWS! too bad it doesn't blow-up)
Jimmy Buffet(when the parking lot is more exciting than the concert...you SUCK!)
Elton John(early stuff was cool though)
Social Distortion(JOCK ROCK-makes jocks feel "punk")
Yoko Ono(with or without Lennon, why couldn't SHE have cought the bullet?)
I could go on and on and on but I wont.
And don't get me wrong, all these people are millionaires and I'm not, but they still SUCK!
So who do you think sucks, and why?
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