Post #140900 by Tiki_Bong on Sat, Feb 12, 2005 7:58 PM

Install a new garbage disposal.

You see, I'd had this elephant of a problem living under my kitchen sink for the last 2 weeks - a leaking garbage disposal!

Yeah, I knew it was there, with its drip, drip, drip. But I'm cool with it, I can deal with that. I'll just mop up the water every day or so...

But as Freud said "damn Bong, you're one anal homie."

So this moring, in a panic-attack frenzie, and without knowing anything about a) garbage disposal repair, b) plumbing, c)electricity, or d) women's issues in Sarabakto, I as carefully as a bomb-defuser with Parkenson's, de-installed the old garbage disposal!

OK, I'm the man now! I go down to Home Depot and buy an exact replacement, install it with the help of the idiOt proof directions,... and I am feeling LARGE now! Design the next World Trade Center, I'm your man!

All day, whenever I'd get down or just need a quick adrenaline fix, I'd go and peer underneith my kitchen sink. There it was - the Power Grinder GXL2000. It's chrome and deck steel. Ready to grind baby.

And I - TIKI BONG 2000 - installed it.

Anyway, any moron could replace one of these, but the feeling of accomplishment is so great, that I STRONGLY suggest you all go and replace your garbage disposals immediatly (whether they need it or not).