Post #153191 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Apr 15, 2005 8:43 PM

Hey,

Since the school year is over, I don't got no job tutoring the youngin's. As such, I'm looking for a real cool job (besides, Mdm Bong is getting annoyed at my complaints of small waves).

If you're interested in hiring - Bong - let me know.

Here are my specifications for your generous offer to provide me employment at a really high cost to you:

1. I need to be able to sort of hang out at your business when I can get there.

2. nights are out, I got to practice and I go to beddie-bye at about 9:00.

3. I need a few hours for lunch. I really have a lot of things to do then.

4. Sometimes, I'll need to just be at work by thinging about work; I physically won't be there, but mentally I'm putting in the long hours 24/7. Dig.

5. I don't like starting work before about 10:00. It's a Zen thing, and as an employer you'll really need to be conscious of my constitutional right to religion.

6. I don't like anyone looking at me or being within 2,400 ft of me when I'm working. Stay away.

7. I'll need 2 or 5 personal assistants to assist me in my work. They MUST be young and nubile (for Zen purposes ONLY).

Please BM me for your generous offer.