Post #155836 by Jungle Trader on Fri, Apr 29, 2005 6:15 PM

Sorry Polynesiac. I had to retire the penis after my wife's Grandma's 85th birthday party. I got drunk when her church friends came over and I "unveiled it". They fell on the floor and were gasping for air. I called 911 and tried to explain to the EMT's why all these elderly ladies were having cardiacs at the same time.
I'm sure Al & Shell in da' Pacific will have some new stories for us in the coming summer months.

Hey Aquaorama, hope to see ya' at D Hat's debut tomorrow night.

(edited for appropriate vocabulary, replaced "whipped it out" with "unveiled it"_________________
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[ Edited by: Jungle Trader on 2005-04-29 21:37 ]