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Post #156984 by finkdaddy on Fri, May 6, 2005 7:55 AM

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Ok, I'm thinking we should go all out. I say we find a small, uninhabited, tropical island. On it we build our super-cool Tiki Central Resort. Of course this will include several bars, restraunts, hotels, live shows, etc. A real tiki mecca.

We can make the rest of the island into an "unexplored" jungle. We can take groups of people on sightseeing tours where they will be "kidnapped" by cannibalistic savages. Of course they will be rescued at the last moment by some brave hero.

The only way to get to the island will be by our ships. We can sell all-inclusive vacation packages and show 'em a great time.

Any other thoughts?