Post #158018 by dangergirl299 on Wed, May 11, 2005 1:31 PM

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I've been hoping to get some dates via Tiki Central......still working on that one. 8)

No, trust me, you’re better off alone.

In fact, I’ve learned a few important things here on tiki central. I’ve learned that tiki central is, more or less, a great group of fun people, and also that if you hear any of the following at a tiki central event, most likely it is a lie:

*This is my first mai tai of the evening/day
*I’m not a Jimmy Buffet fan
*This aloha shirt is vintage, not new from Wal-mart!
*I don’t have a thrift store addiction
*I’m not just looking for a “rockin tiki good time”
*My other car is a tiki bar on wheels
*This is my first tiki central event
*I’ve never dated any other tiki central members
*I’m not as think as you drunk I am
*I’ve never sniped on ebay
*Sure, I remember my last tiki central event- wasn’t there a bear involved?
*I know who WWJD is
*I don’t spend all my work day goofing off on tiki central
*I have a very large tiki - want to see it?
*That bad smell is not me

(especially if uttered by drunk ughly men in tiki bars)