Post #161830 by suicide_sam on Thu, May 26, 2005 6:03 PM

Sometimes I feel like there's a little guy in my head building shoes.
(Molly's At The Market, New Orleans LA)

Was that the first word you ever spoke in English?
(The Wild Goose, Inglewood CA)

I've never been gay but I would fuck George W Bush in the ass. (this isn't me being political, just something I overheard)
(The V Room, Long Beach CA)

I've dated more girls of different types, than differents types of girls.
(Alex's Bar, Long Beach CA)

Ey, get me a 6 pack and keep that thing on!
(Galaxy Theatre, Santa Ana CA)