Post #169278 by CaptainKneePads Tiki on Fri, Jul 1, 2005 4:50 PM

On 2005-07-01 08:08, purple jade wrote:
They got busted for being out in the pineapple fields, doing that with the locals and the other things it led to ahem, because of the indelible red dirt stains on the knees of their whites.

Thank you for bringing that up Purple Jade. It was for this very reason I came up with my amazing idea to invent "Authentic Hawaiin Tiki Kneepads". I met a bunch of the sailors you are speaking of at a Twisted Sister/Y&T/ and Lita Ford concert to come up with a solution for their indelible red dirt stains on the knees of their whites. It is funny how my success has come full circle to this thread in the Food & Drinks section on Tiki Central. What I love most about Kneepads is all of the happy clients that don't have indelible red dirt stains on the knees of their whites. My advice to anybody with a great idea is this "Listen to Metal all the time, keep your feet on the ground, reach for the stars, and don't get scabs or your knees dirty"!!!!!!
Love,
kneepads