Post #179925 by FreakBear on Mon, Aug 15, 2005 9:13 PM

On 2002-08-16 11:08, Tangaroa wrote:
So this isn't tiki - but it has a monkey.....
So, I'm back living at my parents house for some reason, and there is a knock at the door. I answer it to find a large (but very old) chimpanzee with flaming red eyes, wearing one of those powder blue tuxedos from the 70s with a giant lapel. With incredible force, he grabs my arm & drags me outside - never letting his gaze drop from my eyes.
I begin to scream.
I then wake up in a cold sweat....

Last night I drempt of a newly-opened "Tiki-Coffee House" which was very lacking in both Tiki and Coffee. The dream was so full of the proprietary names of companies and products (a popular hotel chain and soft drink company) that I'll get myself involved in a libel suit if I go into detail.

....So instead I'll talk about my monkey dream!:

I was driving around with my friend Ian in this nearby progressively hip village. We stopped at this store that niether of us had seen before. The store was full of all kinds of gourmet candy and sodas. I bought some kind of soda called "Blind-Monkey". We got back in the car and I started driving down the road, drinking our sodas. On approaching the intersection, I discovered this beverage was causing me to become blind!!!

[ Edited by: FreakBear 2005-08-15 21:15 ]