Post #190955 by Mystiki on Thu, Oct 6, 2005 1:36 AM

Three couples go before the parishoner of their local church, asking to join the parish. The parishoner asked each couple to take a vow of celebacy for two weeks, as a test of their committment to the church.

Two weeks go by, and the first couple comes back, an older couple in their 60's, comes before the parishoner. The husband says, "Boy it was real difficult, you know I've got a honey of a wife, but we took the vow and made it" so they were invited into the congregation.

The second couple, in their 40's, confessed that they had to buy separate twin beds, and slept in separate rooms, but somehow overcame the urge and they too, took the vow of celebacy, so they were invited into the congregation.

The third couple, newlyweds in their early 30's, came before the parishoner, and admitted that they did not have the willpower to stay celebate for the entire two weeks. The husband starts to explain "You know, we are remodeling our house. Well, my wife was climbing up the ladder, and I could see her beautiful backside and it took all my strength to not take her right then, but then as she was coming down she leaned over to pick up a paint can and I caught a glimpse of her ample busom, and I couldn't take it anymore, I had to have her right then and there!!"

Now about this time, the parishoner states "While I understand your predicament, and can't say that I blame you...I'm afraid I will have to ask you to leave".

The husband looked over to his wife, then back to the parishoner and said "Funny, that's the exact same thing they said to us at Home Depot".