Post #19347 by Tiki_Bong on Mon, Jan 13, 2003 4:34 PM

Divychic,

Don't dispair! I've always found better things after being 'asked to leave the building' accompanied by the security guard.

After the last 'incident' with the chainsaw at Weenie Barn, I thought my career as chief fry cook was over. I thought I would not be able to enjoy another job that didn't entail rancid grease and moldy fries. I was wrong. All wrong.

I went back to school and finished up the ol' GED and now I'm a highly paid goberment worker! It's easy. See, when you work for the government, there ain't no boss or owner of the company to see if anyone's really working. As a matter of fact, how do you think I became the number one (numero uno in Espanol) poster here at TC. Huh?

Anyway, I want you to know we're always here for you. You know what? There's a position open right now here at the City I work for. It's an accountant postition. Don't know accounting, as we say in government - NO PROBLEMO!

Hang in there! Good things happen to good people (and Goberment workers).