Post #194189 by Shipwreckjoey on Sat, Oct 22, 2005 12:21 AM

The "Bilge Grand Members" are those of us who prefer to jaywalk instead of using the crosswalk. The scofflaws that fill up their glove boxes with parking tickets until the car gets impounded. The people that BREAK GLASS when there's no EMERGENCY. The "Renegades" from the movie Zardoz. Folks that may not consider themselves "blues fans" but do remember lyrics like:

If the river wuz whiskey,I'd be a divin' duck
I'd swim down to the bottom and drink my way back up

I gotta tombstone hand and a graveyard mind
I'm jus' twenty-two and I don't mind dyin'

Rather drink muddy water, sleep in a hollow log
than be down here in Texas treated like a low-down dog

You know who you are!