Post #203506 by Thomas on Fri, Dec 16, 2005 11:10 PM

This was prompted by this, from Sabu the Coconut Boy, in another thread:
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Tikis and Statues of Jesus should not face each other.
When setting up your Nativity Scene this Christmas, The Tiki should
flank one end of the A-frame with the camel flanking the other. Baby
Jesus should lay lengthwise in the outrigger canoe. Each angel should have
a pufferfish lamp suspended above its head.
**

Tangentially, for those who find the devotion of Parrotheads a bit cultish, and are thus inclined to suspect that Jimmy Buffett might be the antichrist, it bears noting that his birthday is none other than Dec. 25, and this upcoming one will be his 60th.

By all means let us hang no graven images of Jimmy Buffett this Christmas season (and avoid playing his Christmas album, which is a good idea in any case), lest we hasten the arrival of the age of darkness. One of the early signs of which will be announcement that Margaritaville is launching a hostile takeover of Trader Vic's, and Wall Street approves...