Post #231117 by johntiki on Tue, May 9, 2006 8:02 AM

I feel like a complete idiot and I'm fighting back the urge to vomit... but I just received in the mail, via an Ebay auction, 3 XL Hawaiian shirts. Now you might be asking yourself, what's the problem with that? Let me tell you... I took them out of the envelope, tried them on and the f-ing buttons are on the wrong side! I bought 3 XL women's shirts! Damnit, why didn't I read the fine print in the auction listing! Well here's the deal... anyone of the female persuasion or any of those of the male persuasion with a wahine who would wear these, or even anyone who might have a thing for crossdressing as a 65 year old Hawaiian tourist, shoot me a PM with your address and these friggin' shirts are on their way with warmest regards from a particularly pissed off/embarrased/disappointed tikiphile in Bel Air Maryland! Please someone take them off my hands immediately! So much for adding these to my shirt collection!