Beyond Tiki, Bilge, and Test / Bilge / Jokes (some good, some stupid)
Post #281034 by Cool Manchu on Thu, Jan 25, 2007 7:25 PM
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A professor at the University of Arkansas is giving a lecture on the About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,do any of you think you've seen a ghost. About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? Fifteen students raise their hands. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost. 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any Bubba The Redneck way in the back raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the To which Bubba The Redneck replied, "Shiiiiiit!!!. From way back thar I thought you |