Post #282076 by pappythesailor on Wed, Jan 31, 2007 7:02 AM

For 3 years, the Jimmy Buffet fan had been taking his
brief vacations at bed & breakfast in the Florida
Keys to see his favorite singer when he played there.
The last time there, he'd finally managed to have an
affair with the innkeeper's virgin daughter.

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his
suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.
There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

"Arlene, why didn't you write when you learned you were
pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we
could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition,
we sat up all night talkin' and talkin.' We decided it would
be better to have a bastard in the family than a Buffet fan.