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Post #286413 by Daniel C. Boyer on Sun, Feb 18, 2007 10:33 AM

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On 2004-11-20 20:38, ZebraTiki wrote:
Some guy in a bar was trying to convince me that the government was out to steal just his DNA, and that's why he never licks stamps or envelopes. The saddest part about that, is that must have been what he thought was his best line!

Yeah; if you're going to use stamps or envelopes in the commission of a crime, or to conspire about a crime with someone else, one might want to use a damp sponge to affix the stamps or seal the envelope, the way they do at some post offices (ever see those usually dried-out, filthy sponges in the little glass containers?).