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Post #288064 by VampiressRN on Sun, Feb 25, 2007 12:03 PM

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Do you dust your mugs on a regular basis or polish the shelves they sit on? Do you clean your artifical plants, or sing to your real fauna? Do you hose off, or polish your tiki status inside/outside? What helpful cleaning tips can you share with the care-takers of tikis?

My tiki mugs are pretty new so have not even had time to collect dust, but perhaps this hint below will help you.

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE

  1. Open a new file in your PC .
  2. Name it "Housework."
  3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
  4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
  5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
  6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly......
  7. Feel better?