Post #304168 by tikiracer on Fri, May 4, 2007 11:18 PM

Aloha Trader Jim

Sign me up as an activist. Swap the che guevara beret for a fez with a star on!

No more middleground politics for the UK, we're going underground!

With the Tiki in power, no more binge drinking of rubbish lager/beer, and trouble of the streets. We'll have lots of chilled out tiki bars, exotic music and true island living.

Get cheekytiki in to 'update' the houses of parliment.

CAMRA will be changed to Campaign for Real Rum [CAMRR].

The site of the beachcomber bar will be a National Heritage Site.

And of course the nations fav drink will become the mai-tea.

I'm always ready to join the TIKI party!

Trader Jim for PM!