Post #325112 by GROG on Sun, Aug 12, 2007 4:45 PM

GROG been fighting sabre tooths so long it become second nature to GROG, glad you enjoyed that. The trick is to get a very big rock and have it at the ready. Then you let the sabre tooth lunge at you and you hit it with the rock, knocking one of it's long canine tooths out. As the lion lands and is shook up from the blow, you grab the broken tooth, jump on the lions back, get a good grip under it's jaw with your forearm, lift its head and stab it in the jugular with the tooth. The same move could be used on mother-inlaws, but over the centuries they evolve so that they no longer have huge canine teeth, so GROG not able to give advice on how to handle mother-inlaws in modern times.

But, battling sabre tooths still not as exciting as seeing the TIKI MODERN book.Ooo baby!!