Post #33286 by tikibars on Wed, May 7, 2003 10:00 AM

I'd have to go with Gorilla X.

Being a monkey and all, he probably knows how to survive on an island, and he could climb the trees to get us banannas and coconuts. And scare off scary headhunters. And grab Dita and bring her back to our camp for me. I've seen the pics. It's for real. He is a real gorilla.