Tiki Central / General Tiki / Martiki6 is now a Special Tiki Central Agent
Post #33333 by Trader Woody on Wed, May 7, 2003 1:26 PM
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"Special Tiki Central Agent" - Pah! The serious stuff occurs when Hanford flies over to meet you in his matt-black jet, casually flings you a numbered copy of 'the little brown Tiki book', forces an unholy 20 year old rum & 10 second old saliva/kava mix down your throat, and then shows you photos of your nearest and dearest relaxing in THE BEST TIKI BAR YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. He then shows you peculiar non-Photoshop enhanced shots of you with a sickly grin, parrot-mug-in-hand, stage-front at a Buffett show, clutching the newpaper dated that very weekend when everything went strangely dark for a few minutes....... Whoops! Trader Woody |