Post #33592 by Shipwreckjoey on Fri, May 9, 2003 12:55 AM

Pantyhose also comes in handy when you run out of money & you have to resort to robbing the local mini-mart so you can keep on partying. That's also where the squirtgun poking through you're jacket pocket can come in handy. Of course I'm not advocating this as a means of prolonging your fun. I've always been more inclined to just run up a bunch of debts on high interest loan shark credit cards & then figure out some sleezy way to write them off on next year's taxes. That's the American way!

P.S. - Any T.C. IRS agents out there should take this as nothing but pure grandstanding, bragging & bullshitting _ not an ounce of truth to it.

May you live long and prosper!