Jokes (some good, some stupid) - Bilge

P pappythesailor Member Mass. Joined: Jul 07, 2005 Posts: 1566	P pappythesailor Posted posted on Wed, Nov 21, 2007 5:05 PM (Equal Time Joke) Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died." Just then, Dub yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!" "Hot Damn! What was his name?" asks Neil. Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles. From Austin."

(Equal Time Joke)
Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dub, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.

"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."

Just then, Dub yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"

"Hot Damn! What was his name?" asks Neil.

Dub lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles. From Austin."

Post #345424 by pappythesailor on Wed, Nov 21, 2007 5:05 PM