Post #366951 by pappythesailor on Fri, Mar 14, 2008 12:32 PM

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $20.00.

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looks at her and says, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and says...

'New house, new madam.'

The woman is a bit shocked at the implication, but then thinks 'That's really not so bad.'

When her two teenage daughters return from school the bird sees them and says, 'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman are a bit offended,but then begin to laugh about the situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband comes home from work.

The bird looks at him and says...

'Hey, Eddie.'