Tikis in films - General Tiki

M MrBaliHai Tiki Socialite Behind the Cheddar Curtain Joined: Jun 01, 2002 Posts: 1031	M MrBaliHai Posted posted on Sat, Apr 5, 2008 5:17 AM Last night I watched the most gawdawful movie I've ever seen, "Tiki"...a slasher film featuring a miniature Coco Joe figurine that runs around jabbering in a high, squeaky voice and skinning dorm girls alive. Other than the fact that there's a tiki in it, this film has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. The acting, camerawork, script, and special effects are all absolutely terrible. I'd rather be strapped into a chair and forced to watch an Ed Wood marathon for 24 hours straight than ever catch a glimpse of this turkey again. I feel unclean for having watched it, and will spend the rest of my life trying to get that hour and 22 minutes of my life back again. Here's a couple of less gory screencaps:

Last night I watched the most gawdawful movie I've ever seen, "Tiki"...a slasher film featuring a miniature Coco Joe figurine that runs around jabbering in a high, squeaky voice and skinning dorm girls alive. Other than the fact that there's a tiki in it, this film has absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. The acting, camerawork, script, and special effects are all absolutely terrible. I'd rather be strapped into a chair and forced to watch an Ed Wood marathon for 24 hours straight than ever catch a glimpse of this turkey again. I feel unclean for having watched it, and will spend the rest of my life trying to get that hour and 22 minutes of my life back again.

Here's a couple of less gory screencaps:

Post #371757 by MrBaliHai on Sat, Apr 5, 2008 5:17 AM