Post #37757 by Tiki_Bong on Fri, Jun 6, 2003 9:35 PM

HOLD EVERYTHING PEOPLE!!!!

Stop mixing the concrete immediately!

I am an EXPERT in the placement of large tikes on top of the Earth.

Please, do yourself a favor. Go get a pencil and paper right now! (waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting).

OK. Now. Write this down: Get 4 - 4' steel I-Beam gurders. They need to be about 12" by 12". Get an arc welder and a small ball of silly putty.

OK. Now. dig a hole about 4' deep and place the tiki into the hole until only the top of the Tiki is exposed.

OK. Now. Carefully! God Damnit I said "CAREFULLY"! lay the steel I-Beams over the top of the tiki's head.

OK. Now. Crank up the arc welder and weld the beams together over the top of the tiki.

OK. Now. Cover the entire project with concrete. DO NOT WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE CONCRETE DUMBSHIT!

OK. Now. Place a small piece of silly putty in each of your several orifice(s).

There. I hope that has helped you in your endevour.

Sincerly,

Mr Tiki - fixit - Bong