The End of the Shag Era? Officially un-cool? Afraid so. - General Tiki

M midnite Member 37? 47' N, 122? 26' W Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Posts: 1230	M midnite Posted posted on Sun, Jun 8, 2003 9:49 PM Exactly who died and made you the "cool" police? * Well, I may be mistaken, but I believe it was the late Lord Kahukini, protectorate of the Cool, His Eminence the Suave. You refer to Shag like he's as commonplace as McDonald's. * Yes! Shag Happy meals, McShag Shake, Quarter Shag with cheese. I am sure Josh and his agent are on this already. Maybe your still in high school, which would explain your views. That a douche, Mr. Donahue called my Mom and told her I cheated on my Algrebra II mid-term. Now, my stepdad took away the keys to my Jetta. I have to ride the bus to school now, with the dweeb Treekie kids and those retard Tiki geeks. Gawwwd, if Keith Milner sees me with those idiots he won't ever ask me to the Summer semi-formal. midnite ps I am so cool Keith Richards has a pictue of me on his wall. pps I am so cool my nickname on the colege tennis team was..."he's really cool". ppps Jesus Roller Skating Christ, Shag is making a mint of low-grade derivative commercial illustration. I tip my hat to the guy, good for him. I'd do it, but he thought of it first, and that's art.

Exactly who died and made you the "cool" police? *

Well, I may be mistaken, but I believe it was the late Lord Kahukini, protectorate of the Cool, His Eminence the Suave.

You refer to Shag like he's as commonplace as McDonald's. *

Yes! Shag Happy meals, McShag Shake, Quarter Shag with cheese. I am sure Josh and his agent are on this already.

*Maybe your still in high school, which would explain your views.
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That a douche, Mr. Donahue called my Mom and told her I cheated on my Algrebra II mid-term. Now, my stepdad took away the keys to my Jetta. I have to ride the bus to school now, with the dweeb Treekie kids and those retard Tiki geeks. Gawwwd, if Keith Milner sees me with those idiots he won't ever ask me to the Summer semi-formal.

midnite

ps I am so cool Keith Richards has a pictue of me on his wall.

pps I am so cool my nickname on the colege tennis team was..."he's really cool".

ppps Jesus Roller Skating Christ, Shag is making a mint of low-grade derivative commercial illustration. I tip my hat to the guy, good for him. I'd do it, but he thought of it first, and that's art.

Post #38010 by midnite on Sun, Jun 8, 2003 9:49 PM