Curse of the Tiki Doll - General Tiki

T Tamapoutini Member Aotearoa (New Zealand) Joined: Aug 30, 2006 Posts: 1530	T Tamapoutini Posted posted on Fri, May 16, 2008 6:14 PM Similar story: there is a pub/bar here in NZ that has a statue of Michealangelo's 'David' in the ladies loo (or so Ive heard). As it is a classy establishment the statue in question has an adequately-sized fig-leaf keeping our man respectable, but.. ..the eagle-eyed punter might just happen to spot a small 'hinge' at the top of the fig-leaf if she happens to be absent-mindedly gazing around.. 'hmmmm, whats this?; a chance for a sneeky-peek at some quality 'culture' perhaps?? Should I? Shouldnt I..? :o ..and once the crime is committed the voyeuristic-vahine is faced with a little poem that reads something to the effect of: "Congratulations, you have just rung a bell in the bar, and everyone knows what a (whatever) you are.." And must then open the door to raucous laughter and take the walk of shame abck to their seat.. :blush: :lol: Classic! T :)

Similar story: there is a pub/bar here in NZ that has a statue of Michealangelo's 'David' in the ladies loo (or so Ive heard). As it is a classy establishment the statue in question has an adequately-sized fig-leaf keeping our man respectable, but..

..the eagle-eyed punter might just happen to spot a small 'hinge' at the top of the fig-leaf if she happens to be absent-mindedly gazing around..

'hmmmm, whats this?; a chance for a sneeky-peek at some quality 'culture' perhaps?? Should I? Shouldnt I..? :o

..and once the crime is committed the voyeuristic-vahine is faced with a little poem that reads something to the effect of: "Congratulations, you have just rung a bell in the bar, and everyone knows what a (whatever) you are.."

And must then open the door to raucous laughter and take the walk of shame abck to their seat.. :blush: :lol:

Classic! T :)

Post #380807 by Tamapoutini on Fri, May 16, 2008 6:14 PM