Post #389625 by GROG on Wed, Jun 25, 2008 8:14 PM

GROG' to do list:

1. Have sex with all the people on Tiki Central.

It's a short list, but still a pretty big undertaking. So far GROG is only about 1/4 of the way through TC, but GROG started with all the locals first in Southern California. GROG started in alpabetical order and things got really slow in the Bs as Bamboo Ben and Bora Boris kept coming back for more and that really kept GROG from progressing for a while. If you are in southern California and GROG has not had sex with you yet, please be patient, GROG is getting older, so it takes GROG a little longer to recuperate before moving on. GROG tried to do it in groups to speed the process along, but too many people felt slighted that they had to share GROG with others, and GROG got tired of all the complaining, so GROG gave that up pretty quickly. Ruzic, quit emailing, calling and leaving GROG all those PMs. You have to wait your turn just like everybody else. Now GROG going to have to make a rule--no boyfriend/girlfriends, spouses, or other, unless they are members of Tiki Central as well. We made an exception for Cheekygirl since she was the first to do so, which is what prompted GROG to make this rule. Also, stop leaving earrings, wallets, or some item of clothing as an excuse to come back for more. The ladies are especially bad about this, and it is really slowing down the process. Now Laney and Bong, GROG still hasn't decided if people who had been on Tiki Central but are kicked off, are still qualified, but thanks for your enquiries. GROG will get back to you as soon as GROG has made a decision on the matter. Jungle Trader, to answer your question (and so that everybody else is clear on this) No, oral sex does not count, even if that's what you prefer. Also, since so many people keep joining TC daily, GROG is going to have to assign a cut-off date. Only TC members who have been active before March 13, 2008 are qualified to have sex with GROG. GROG apologize to all those who signed up after this date in order to have sex with GROG. Hanford has requested GROG make an exception---all new members who sign up after this date as GRAND MEMBERS will be qualified to have sex with GROG, but just remember, there are a LOT of people on TC, so it's going to be awhile before GROG get to you. Also, all those international TCers--- If you are located outside of the United States, then it will definitely awhile until GROG can get to you, because GROG started with the closest people geographically located. If you are coming to the United States for a visit, and want to fulfill your obligation. then please let GROG know far enough in advance that GROG can put you down on GROG schedule. GROG has already had enough complaints from stateside people who have been bumped back a day or two because of somebody coming into town unexpectedly and wishing to have sex with GROG for the short time they are here. Oh and one other thing, bring your own handcuffs, whips, ccol whip, wax etc. With ALL the people on TC it's getting pretty darned expensive for GROG to have extra toys/enhancements, and people keep taking GROG's as souvenirs--so BRING YOUR OWN damnitall! Squid, your collection is quite impressive.

[ Edited by: GROG 2008-06-25 20:16 ]