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Post #408887 by VampiressRN on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 2:24 PM

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You two evil blackards....why I oughta!!!!

Where is that number for the ASPCA and PETA....hmmmmm...rummaging through the yellow-pages....dayum, better call in the big guns for this caper.

Dialing 911..."Uh yes, officer, I am calling about a possible murder plot, a small, yet lovely little creature is on the verge of dying at the hands of two well-known criminals." "Oh, their description...let me see...I believe a turqoise T-Bird might also be involved and they may be packing....flasks of rum and wearing tiki-related garb...it is just hidious." "Oh, yes, a police artist would be helpful...what, you want me to come to the station...and...

[ Edited by: VampiressRN 2008-09-19 14:29 ]