Post #412312 by the75stingray on Wed, Oct 8, 2008 12:31 PM

As I ponder my mortality, (and I do it more often now-and-days) I've decided I want to be like the ancient Egyptians…Tiki Style.

On some uncharted desert island in the South Pacific, deep in the jungle and perhaps near a volcano, I am going to be put in a vault resembling a large Polynesian hut with two large moai at the entrance. Inside, my entire collection and my body, holding my most valued and cherished mugs. My head will rest on my “Book of Tiki” and “Tiki Quest”. Inside, you will find the bodies of the slaves who built my temple and all the other things I will require in the afterworld...my jewels, my money, my vinyl collection, cans of Ravioli-O’s, some rum.
As an added attraction to those of you who would dare think of entering my eternal sanctuary of slumber, I promise to have plenty of deadly booby traps. Poison darts, huge rolling stones, spears that jart out of the walls, bodies of those brave explorers decaying within…

Then again, this is MY plan…my wife will be heavily relying on Ebay to supplement her income.