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Post #42789 by ikitnrev on Sun, Jul 13, 2003 3:25 AM

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I think two Disney rides could be combined into one feature - both the Enchanted Tiki Room AND the It's a Small World Ride. Then the main plot could involve some mishap which causes all of the its a small world dolls to stop spinning, and their smiles are replaced by frowns because no one comes to see them.

There is only one thing that can get the dolls smiling and turning again, and that happens only when the birds start singing in the tiki tiki room. But they are all asleep, a result of villains pumping knockout gas into the tiki room. These villains want to get rid of the tiki room, and separate and relocate the tiki birds into special mechanical zoos. It is known that the tiki birds contain magical powers, and these villains think that if they have their own mechanical tiki bird in their corporate office, then they can rule the world -- similar to how endangered tigers are hunted for the sexual powers contained within their organs. They don't realize that it is the collective harmonizing, and not the individual voices of the tiki birds that results in the magical tiki powers.

The film could star a pair of real life child actors who sadly die in the film -- but their sacrifice is not in vain, as a old school Disney character (Tinkerbell?) arrives, and their likeness is thus reproduced in miniature, as they become a pair of the smiling, spinning Its a Small World dolls at the end of the film, bringing joy to all who come to see them.

You could have an scarey evil character, who rises out of the water to grab people out of the Its a Small World Ride - this character only grabs those promiscuous teen girls who bare their breasts on the Splash/Flash mountain ride. For a happier ending, Leonardo Di Caprio could play this character: it turns out he did not die in the Titanic film at all, but survived, but in an evil altered state .... and just like Sleeping Beauty needs a kiss fom the prince to awake, he needs the scent of the tiki room flowers to transform him into a positive role model again -- one who is seen at the end of the film, protecting both the Its a Small World Ride and the Enchanted Tiki Room from future invading evil-doers.

The movie ends with the tiki room birds still singing, and their spirit of tiki powers all of the different cultures all over the world.

Vern