Post #4301 by Traderpup on Wed, Jul 24, 2002 7:15 PM

Here ya go BigBro:
(and remember, you asked for them!)

Why are so many Germans born by C-section?
Ever try to get a square head through a round hole?

How do you make a German chocolate cake?
First, you occupy der kitchen.

Why do Germans have huge heads?
Otherwise the mouth would not fit in!

Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.

Happiness is a German cook who doesn't.

Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?
The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

The Germans are such a cruel and inhuman race, they have no word for "fluffy."

Vat, er, What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that went 'tick, tick, tick'?
"Ve haff vays to make you tock!"

German Translations

Dog: Barkenpantensniffer
Dog Catcher: Barkenpantensniffersnatcher
Dog Catcher's Truck: Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen
Garage for Truck: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus
Truck Repairman: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagen-
mechanikerwerker
Mechanic's Union: Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagen-
mechanikerwerkerfeatherbedden-
gefixengruppe
Doctor: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker
Nurse: Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper
Hypodermic Needle: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker-
helperhurtensticker
Backside: Chestergethumpenpulsentooker-
helperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz
Piano: Plinkenplankenplunkenbox
Pianist: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder
Piano Stool: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
spinnenseat
Piano Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
offengeshowenspelle
Fathers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
offengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe
Mothers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
offengeshowenspellensnoozen-
gruppenuppenwakers

:tiki:
(served with a smile!)

Trader Pup

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[ Edited by: Traderpup on 2002-07-24 19:16 ]